Let's laughing (by Asia)

< What starts with P ends with E and has millions of letters?

The Post Office! >

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying:

< Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said:

< Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

 No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself! >

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< Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands! >

Theatrical School Club (by Julia)

Are you dreaming about becoming an actor or working in a theater? We have something for you. Theatrical school club. Our special teachers will teach you many interesting things. Among other things, work on the stage, work in front of the camera and appear in front of the audience. Our meetings are not just learning, but also fun. You can meet many people with similar interests to yours. We cordially invite all students!

Mary's hobby (by Julie)

Us: Hi, Marry. What's your hobby?
Marry: I like creating figures.
Us: That's sounds interesing. What do you do?
Marry: I'm creating figures of famous persons or animals.
Us: You do it alone?
Marry: Yes, but I have got about 2 000 followers on my Instagram. I publish there photos of my works.
Us: What are you doing at the moment?
Marry: I'm creating figures of Donald Trump and his wife.
Us: Send us a photo when you finish. But now next question: Is that hobby expensive?
Marry: Yes, it is. I spend about £50 for one figure.