Let's laughing (by Asia)

< What starts with P ends with E and has millions of letters?

The Post Office! >

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying:

< Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said:

< Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

 No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself! >

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< Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands! >